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Dirk Franciscus \"Danny\" Blind is a Dutch former football player and coach. He played as a defender for Sparta Rotterdam, Ajax and the Netherlands national team. As coach he has managed Ajax and the Netherlands national team.
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Sin Na-hee is a South Korean figure skater. She represented her country at the 2008 World Junior Championships and finished 17th. She won the bronze medal at the 2008 Asian Figure Skating Trophy. She was born in Daegu.
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