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Daniel Carl Peterson is a retired professor of Islamic Studies and Arabic in the Department of Asian and Near Eastern Languages at Brigham Young University (BYU).
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Sherpur Government College is a college in Sherpur District. It is situated at Bugraksha in Sherpur Sadar Upazila.
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