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{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}