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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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