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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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